i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
Advertising is fuckin weird man
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
I need to stop eating pizza, it’s making me gain weight.
yeah i’m not gunna stop eating pizza
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING